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Xanta Claus: A new story, a new holiday tradition all year long Review

Xanta Claus: A new story, a new holiday tradition all year long
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Xanta Claus: A new story, a new holiday tradition all year long ReviewWhat an original idea for the Holidays!! This book is funny and enjoyable to read. The author has put a new twist on the Santa Clause fairy tale. A very original idea and could become a classic. I have bought several books to give as Christmas presents. This book is for anyone that loves Christmas. The author creatively extended the fairy tale of Christmas into adulthood in this book. You have to read the book to see if the Xanta Clause fairytale is accepted by adults as well as Santa Clause is accepted by children.Xanta Claus: A new story, a new holiday tradition all year long OverviewXanta Claus is a hysterically funny, fresh story guaranteed to brighten your holiday. David Kringle, Santa's brother, who realizes his destiny is to start his own fairy tale, Xanta Claus, which starts where his brothers ends. The new fairy tale is an extension of the family business, but is different in every way! David is a slender, handsome man with a quick wit and a certain charisma with the ladies. He is hopeful he will find the one, even after searching for over a thousand years! The Council of Fairy Tales approves the Xanta Claus charter for a one year provisional trial. Immediately the race is on to start the new South Pole based fairy tale. From the not so nice Elf Union appointed elves, rookie reindeer team and their strict trainer, inexperienced nerd head elf, salty cantankerous plant foreman, and the rest of a colorful, hilarious cast of characters, all with one goal, make the Xanta Claus fairy tale a reality.

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Beloved LifeMate: Song of the Sídhí #1 Review

Beloved LifeMate: Song of the Sídhí #1
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Beloved LifeMate: Song of the Sídhí #1 ReviewJodie B Cooper's book Beloved LifeMate: Song of the Sidhi #1 is a fantastic start for a new series! I loved the fantastical world Cooper created around Miranda and Colin. Her concept of having a LifeMate is unique and refreshing. I thought the change of emotions between Miranda and Colin was an extremely interesting idea. Although I do wish Cooper would've made Colin & Miranda's feelings for one another a little more subtle, I still found it engaging. I look forward to reading the following books in the series. I also thought it was great that the author included a glossary of terms for the world she created. It reminded me of Karen Marie Moning.Beloved LifeMate: Song of the Sídhí #1 OverviewSong of the Sídhí Series #117,000 wordsParanormal Romance~ ~ ~ ~What happens when a powerful elvish monarch opens a doorway from Sídhí to Earth?He stumbles upon a beautiful halfling who may spell doom for his entire world. When she turns out to be his predestined lifeMate, he knows without a shadow of doubt, his day has gone from bad to worse. Full-bloods, especially royals, never mate with halflings.~ ~ ~What's a girl to do when her destined lifeMate tries to kill her?It all starts late one night about midnight ~ the only realistic time for a blood drinker to be out and about.Miranda is having a fun-filled trip to Tulsa, celebrating her seventeenth birthday. Well, it was fantastic until her lifeMate tries to kill her.Life as she knows it is about to come down to three critical facts: Do not go into the forest after dark, stay away from sharp swords, and don't fall off the commode.~ ~ ~ ~Contained within the e-book:Beloved LifeMate: Song of the Sídhí - A short story - 17,000 wordsExcerpt from Forbidden Temptation of a Vampire - 4,500 wordsGlossary of Sídhí Terms - 1,300 words~ ~ ~I glanced toward the dark trees; the river called to me. Trellick Valley covered the same area of land as Tulsa, but in my home valley the river area was surrounded wilderness, not a big city. I wondered if the river looked as different as it smelled.On impulse, I turned off the paved path, heading into the forest of trees that skirted the river. The wooded area between the walkway and the river wasn't very wide, but had a thick undergrowth of spindly trees and bushes.A dozen feet into the wooded area I found a small clearing, not very big and not at all interesting. I crossed it with quick steps, eager to see the river before Fritz came looking for me. I was nearly at the far edge when the sudden presence of a gateway stopped me cold. The surge of power tingled across my skin, forcing chill bumps to bloom across my skin. Gateways existed all across the world, but since they didn't normally pop into existence, at the drop of a hat, the presence of one spelled trouble.I shuddered and fear skittered down my back. A random gateway was not normal; a single wild gateway might open every thousand years, but that was it. Whatever was going on, it must be really bad.Yeah, I was a true pessimist; it made me feel better when the bottom dropped out.I held my breath and turned toward the source of the surging power. Sure enough, less than ten feet away from me, a gateway stood open. A mundane human would never see it, but to my Sídhí eyes it glowed a soft yellowish-white. I glanced past the edges and into an expensively decorated room, realizing it definitely wasn't a wild gateway. I really wish it had been.Fear froze me.

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Forbidden Temptation of a Vampire (Sídhí Summer Camp) Review

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Forbidden Temptation of a Vampire (Sídhí Summer Camp) ReviewThis book was a surprise! I didn't really know what to expect but the story grabbed me and pulled me in right from the very first page. The writing was very smooth and flowed well throughout the entire book. Although there are a ton of books out there with vampires, fairies, werewolves, elves etc..., the author presents a unique viewpoint with lots of little twists and surprises and the story never slows down.I also enjoyed the way the author handled the relationship between the two main characters. She allows it to grow and doesn't rush it and the minor intimacy between them is appropriate and honest. The secondary characters are well developed and I'm looking forward to reading more about them in future books. Forbidden Temptation of a Vampire is definately an interesting and fun read!
I think this book would be a great read for teens and adults alike. I am really looking forward to reading the rest of the books in the series!Forbidden Temptation of a Vampire (Sídhí Summer Camp) OverviewDragon Council Proclamation:In order to remain undetected by mundane humans on Earth, The Dragon High Council has decided peace between the Sídhí races is critical. Therefore, all Sídhí Valleys will participate in a summer camp hosted by Dragon Valley. It is believed the unique blending of races within the summer camp will achieve the first step toward peace. Participants shall include the eldest two teenage children (or direct descendants) of each council member.Participation in the Peace Camp is not optional.If any Sídhí Valley refuses to participate, all known gateways within that valley will be shut down immediately.A copy of this proclamation has been dispatched to the governmental bodies of all known valleys. ~ ~ ~ Seventeen-year-old, Katie McQuillen is a halfling (vampire/elf mix) in a world where halflings are not acceptable members of polite society. Unfortunately, her grandpa is chairman of the Vampire High Council and she is forced into attending a summer camp meant to create peace between the Sídhí races. She is in the middle of Sídhí puberty - going from scrawny to beach bunny in less than three weeks - when she and her twin brother arrive at camp.Camp starts off with a bang when vampire hottie, Jared Andrews, becomes one of her new seven cabinmates, especially when he can't keep his eyes off her. But is he interested in her, her family's money, or her blood?She might actually enjoy summer camp, if she can stop finding dead bodies and if people stop trying to kill her. ~ ~ ~ 76,000 word count.~ ~ ~ Excerpt“I saw you snitching that last slice of coconut cream pie mom made. You should be ashamed of yourself for not sharing with your beloved brother."She grinned as her twin walked toward her. He was so busy teasing her he didn't notice the slowly rotating ceiling fan. He had a bad case of tunnel vision, or maybe she should say, once he got something stuck in his thick head, he chewed it to death, it rattled around in his hard head and would not go away.For all his teasing, she should let him walk into the fan, but his head would break her ceiling fan.“Mitch," she said, pointing up at the fan in warning.He ignored her, chattering on about how much she was eating during puberty. He was almost there. “Mitch!" She waved her hand to stop him, waiting for the inevitable ker-chunk.“Aargh!" He bellowed and his eyes bugged out. Ducking at the last minute, he neatly avoided the thin wooden blade of the fan. Looking up, he glared at the fan.Katie's laughter filled the room. Talk about priceless. Though, she was glad his cement-hard head hadn't broken her ceiling fan. “Very funny, Katie. Ha. Ha," he grumbled, turning his good-humored glare on her; his lips twitched, trying not to laugh with her.“I tried to stop you."“Just wait until you start your growth spurt. Next week you'll be whining and complaining that nothing fits anymore."“I think it might be sooner than next week. I'd guess a couple of days max." Her clothes were loose, but they irritated her skin. Every time she moved, she felt the brush of her shorts and soft cotton halter-top slide against her sensitive skin. Her skin had started tingling yesterday afternoon. She sighed in resignation, being tender was normal a few days before she started the final growth spurt. “Honestly," Katie said. “I can't wait. To think, I'll actually have'" “Laa! Laa! Laa! Laa!" He loudly bellowed with a sick look on his face and fingers stuck in his ears.“I was just going to say hips," she said, planting her hands on her hips. She grinned at his pained expression. He gave a long-suffering sigh and removed his fingers. She couldn't resist the urge to tease him. “Oh, and I'll finally have boobs." Her giggles turned to laughter as his mortified expression turned beet red. He tried to say something, but only a gurgle came out, while the tips of his pointed ears turned rosy red.Thank you for considering Forbidden Temptation!

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